Thursday, December 3, 2009

You Wanna What?

I've got a really great news story for you out of Denton, Texas...I absolutely love it (only because nothing bad happened). Oh, I love this story! How idiotic can one human being get?

Posted on December 2, 2009 at 3:00 AM
Updated yesterday at 10:45 PM

DENTON - A Denton woman said a "free massage" left her feeling uncomfortable and ended with her calling the police. -Sounds creepily enticing :D

The 21-year-old woman, who did not want to be identified (do you blame her? LOL) said she regrets opening her door Monday afternoon and allowing a stranger posing as a massage school student inside her home."I played it in my mind how many times, and I was like shocked at myself," she said. "Like, why would you ever do that? Like, why didn't you ask for a student ID?"

The incident began when a man who appeared to be in his 20s wearing a T-shirt, cargo pants and flip flops knocked on her door (Did she not play this thought in her mind: "Boy, does he look ever so casual in his flip flops and cargo pants?") He told the young woman he was a student who needed credit for a massage class and was offering free massages. She allowed him inside and he gave her a massage on her couch using her own lotion. -This fool showed up empty handed!? Get it together perv-y massage man!

However, she said it was a brief massage because she quickly stopped him when he began running his hand too far up her leg. He left after giving her a hug and commenting on her physique." -I say, "don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Girl, you better take what you can get!

I know that I am very lucky," she said of it not going any further than that. -All jokes aside, she is VERY lucky.

Denton police said they worry this might not be his first victim and that he may go further next time if he tries again."Is he going to sexually assault someone?" said Officer Ryan Grelle, Denton Police Department. "I hope not. We hope not. But, we don't know." The young woman admitted she learned a lesson the hard way.

Denton police said the only crime the individual committed was hugging her, which is called contact assault, a Class C misdemeanor. She consented to everything else.

Investigators said they hope to find the man or any other victim with similar stories.


MKL said...

Hehe.. funny story. Luckily it was harmless in the end.

Bathwater said...

I'm sorry but how stupid can some people be? The fact that she is only 21 does not excuse such bad judgment. What was going through her mind? "Wow he is cute?"

ScoMan said...

Hugs should be a crime! I'll charge everyone! You're all going down!

Okay, not you people in particular, I haven't met any of you and that would make it hard for you to hug me. But anyone who has hugged me, look out.

And yes, this woman is kind of not smart. Really. Who lets strangers in like that?

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Ohhh wow. That was pretty stupid of her and I bet she knows that by now. My goodness, I still can't believe she let him in like that and a free massage? A free massage would have been ok if it was at a spa or something. I didn't know hugs were already a form of contact assualt. i'm guilty!

Steph said...

@MKL: Knowing everything turned out ok is the only reason I can laugh at the silliness of it all. People are so creepy!

@Bathwater: It's a sad fact, but I never open my door to people I don't know...I just don't get it.

@Scott: You better warm your mum!

@Mel: She must know, she refuses to share her identity LOL