Monday, December 21, 2009

The Tale of Tea Bag

Hey friendlies!

There’s kinda been a lag on info to share. We can thank the holidays for this. I got some kind of cold/allergy thing, Friday, while at work, which totally ruined my mojo and caused me to spend yet another weekend in bed instead of the dance floor.

Unbeknownst to most, this thing that struck Friday caused me to fall behind on my training. Secrets out; Steph has been running. See one day not so long ago, I said to myself, “Steph, what’s done is done. Times have been rocky, but get yo shit together” and that’s just what I did. I’d been diligently working on one of my new goals and POOF! I fell ill.

Enough rambling already. I have to take it easy on y’all because I don’t have a lot to say, but somebody else does…Prep your eyeballs!

Monday morning, still feeling shitty with a throbbing headache, I called in sick. Upon my second waking, I opened my e-mail. Oh shizzle, let me back up! I joined another site to compare and contrast this whole online thing. Alright, I get a message from a newbie on the new site. See, I take y’all's recommendations. I will call this one Tea Bag.

Like a total flippin’ moron in the heat of the disgusting moment, I deleted his message. Fiddle sticks! Either way, the profile is nearly a carbon copy of what ol' Tea Bag sent. His message included several points of contact, which I wouldn’t include anyway because even if I don’t agree with certain folks, I do respect privacy. Here goes....

Please take time to read this carefully -

Hey there! I'm a Mechanical Engineer originally from England, (you'll love my accent ;o) lol), enjoying what I have but looking for more. I currently run a manufacturing facility on the border of Irving and North Dallas, my second job in my life, read steady and conservative here - at least on the outside :o)

I'm 45 (that scares me lol !!!) but far from giving up on life - inside im still a horny, fun 19yo college guy, and still attracted by piercings and/or tattoos, though thats not a prerequisite lol, just reminds me of my college years in Europe.

I'm your typical married/waking up alone, husband (read separate bedrooms over 10 years now). My wife and I are no longer in love, but we both have needs, too. We both have had our separate lovers over the years, (and have not slept with each other in 10 years) and I'm looking to replace my partner and bring pleasure for all parties concerned. We are not swingers or anything like that - simply like brother and sister living under the same roof - dont argue so it's still a good enviroment to raise kids.

I have had 3 girlfriends in the passed 8 or 9 years, so I am in no way simply "playing the field", just currently without and looking. I want both parties to understand where we stand, and I'm not going to immediately leave my wife and kids, no matter how much I'm taken with you. That said, it doesn't mean that staring a new life with you in the future if we fall in love is out of the question - just in the future.I will try to leave you feeling that you cant wait to meet me again :o)

Pics are readily available to swap once we have contact ;o)

15 comments:

I Really Suck At This said...

What. A. Douche.

Cecilia said...

wow....just...wow, Steph....

Appropriate title for this man! Though, he must be on the wrong kind of site! Dating websites are for dating...screwing websites are for screwing (see: adultfriendfinder)...he needs to be redirected....maybe his wife also needs to be redirected....

How many people do you think actually believe that his wife might be okay with this? I mean, far be it from me to judge.....but judge away I will....

Kerri said...

Wow, and I thought I met all the weird creepy guys!

Also, I have to tell you how amazing and entertaining I am finding your dating series of posts! Seriously, they make my day!

OmegaRadium said...

Wow...I could think of a few other names to call him besides "teabag."

JP said...

Yeah I agree with Omega... Douchebag is a better name.

I have never understood guys who come on like that. Especially in chat rooms, guys will say "Hey any hot chicks wanna chat about sex???" (actually usually more vulgar)...

Seriously... First... what kind of woman would actually say "Hell yeah, show me your cock!"... Second if a woman DID respond to it I sure as hell wouldn't want to touch her with a 10' dildo.

JMHO, YMMV

MKL said...

I'd not say he's a douche, at least he's honest, or so it seems. On the other hand, he needs a VERY tolerant lover, I mean, who'd go into this mess? Then again, there's all kinds of people, he already found 3 lovers. It's a crazy world.

To each their own, I say ;)

Steph said...

@ReallySuck: I was totally creeped out by this dude!

@Cecilia: Seriously. Adult friend finder would be way more appropriate. I would also like to know who goes along with this kinda stuff... I'd think if his wife were ok with this, his pic would be readily available or something. Hey, maybe I should suggest that Ashley Madison site- or whatever it's called.

@Kerri: No, you're not alone :P And I am SO glad that you're enjoying these posts!! I'm willing to take any topics/ideas if anything pops up. Thank you.

@Omega: I was thinking England... The English love tea....Tea Bag!

@JP: I have to get into a chatroom! LOL just kidding. Again, I have no idea who responds to this kind of stuff, but clearly they do otherwise the 'Relationship' section of Craigs List wouldn't be.

@MKL: I tried to see this in more than one light, like what is this guy is legit... ah, either way I'm not going for it.

RicAdeMus said...

It sounds creepy to me, but if it's okay with his wife--no, it's still creepy! =) But if he is being honest about that, at least he's not one of those jerks who leads women (or men) on just to take advantage of them.

Today's verification word: evout

Arnetta Green said...

You ever see MadTv's skit "Lowered Expectations" ? Um . . . yeah. I feel sorry for anybody that would be interested in that kind of setup. Just wow!

Tania-Dreams2009 said...

Ha! Are you kidding me! I agree with the above DOUCHE-BAG. And ya as he is honest and who knows he may get some women using that story but really!. You are a beautiful woman and good thing you deleted that msg in disgust!

Hope you have a great week!

Steph said...

@Ric: Evout...devout...greatness! Just a letter away from being perfection :p

@Arnetta: Um yeah. I love(d) MADtv. I think I found a very suitable skit to post!

@Tania: No joke AND I got I 2nd such message this evening from another freak case. I was thinking "...did I sign up at a sex site and not realize it..."

You have a good week as well :D

ScoMan said...

Well, at least he's honest.

An honest douche, but honest at least.

Steph said...

@Scoman: I can't decide if I believe his "honesty" LOL

krystal said...

whoa...that was crazy. i'm way behind on blogs, obv...just catching up and started here!

Lille Diane said...

Yackkkk! Pathetic worm...