Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Not So International Strip Off- LaBare Dallas

There was nothing international about this strip off, but we all had a real good time. I was super uncomfortable at first. I have no interest in strippers and to be quite honest the whole idea gives me the creeps. 1. i imagine they're gay 2. they lick, slobber, bite and fondle tons of women 3. not a huge fan of big muscles, but they sometimes look nice- i will admit

To aid myself through the discomfort and continual Beavis & Butt head giggling, I began to hoot and holler with the best of 'em. Dancing around with dollars, throwing my hands in the air and acting like an all out spaz, until I actually got within close proximity to one of these muscle bound babes- I ran like a dramatic after school special.

Now, did they consider this strip off international!? Scoman said he hoped Australia did him proud, but the most far off land anyone came from was Vegas for Christ sake! That's not international! I mean, come on...someone could've thrown on a pair of lederhosen or found a stuffed kangaroo for Sco's part of the world.

On a scale of 1-10, I give this night a 6. It would've been a 4, but fortunately we are the party and always manage to "bring it" and have a good time- we never go bored when we get together.

Thanks Girls!


ScoMan said...

Oh damn I knew I was supposed to be somewhere yesterday.

That's why nobody was representing Australia. Because I didn't turn up.. after I was asked not to turn up.

Melanie's Randomness said...

LOL!! Woa this is hilarious. I've never been to a Strip Off. I'd probably be to bashful to go anywhere near them. Pretty hawt guys tho!!

Thanks for the stopping by my blog. Woa that is a strange coincidence! Love that song! Come back anytime!

Arnetta Green said...

I'm the same way with strip clubs. I'll scream and holler but no touchy. Nooo Touchy! lol Glad you had a great time.

MKL said...

How come I can't have muscles like them? So jealous... I try to score with my intellect, though... So far: Mixed results :P

Steph said...

@Scoman: I can't believe you forgot...I told you!

@Arnetta: I was amazed at the amount of women that were dressed skankily to the max! I think they went to rope a man...You know, in one of my pics the guy in the white skivvies has lipstick on his undies LOL EWWWWWWWWW

@Melanie: I understand, it is completely awkward :)

@MKL:Intellect trumps stipper bods! You're good.