I’ll be damned if I didn’t have another date; a totally unexpected, spur of the moment date with another online suitor. This one has been lurking for awhile now…He suggested we meet at BJ’s for dinner. Of course, my mind reverted to perversion and the memory of some creep trying to get me to blow him in a bar parking lot.
All giggles, I told the moms, “We’re going to BJ’s, hope he’s not expecting one!”
Ok, so there were no blow jobs in the parking lot, but I did get a good laugh later in the evening when he told me he tried to think of a casual place, but then realized the innuendo that could be derived from the restaurants name. Thus, I pulled out my cell phone showing him the text I’d sent to my mother while he stepped away to use the restroom:
“10:59pm Sat, Jan 30
To: Mom
Still at bj’s, hasn’t asked for one yet”
Instead of sucking the penis, I ate undercooked vegetarian pizza, had a few drinks and talked a whole bunch. It was great, better than any blow job I’ve ever given! (that’s sort of joke, y’all)
Definitely, our outing was a pleasant surprise. I was pleased to be out with another perfect gentleman who’s down with the swirl. (OMG the 1st pic wikipedia link cracked me up!)
Yes, Friday night was good, but Saturday night was way better!
21 comments:
Haha! Yay! I'm happy for you.
No crazy creeps.
@Amanda: I have no idea how I pulled it off, TWICE.
lol
Thanks :)
OMG, the wikipedia pic is hysterical!
What are the odds that you found two non-creeps in a row? There should have been four or five creeps in-between them. Hmmm, maybe this is actaully a balancing of the odds since you found so many creeps already.
Way to go!!! =)
I clicked on that wiki link, and did you see the video of the bat giving head at the bottom? Cracked me up. lol
Yay for good dates :)
@RicAdeMus: I'm so glad someone actually clicked the link. I about died when I saw it because I typed the sentence first, so the pic was especially fitting LOL
I don't know what the odds are, but I feel they're very slim. I think I must've hit man lottery!
@Amanda: I laughed so hard, I didn't make it beyond the 1st pic. I did go back to look, but I think I have to download something or turn off my pop up blocker. Luckily, my mom is next to me on her lap top & about to put the vid on :)
I'm so inspired by your two stories of good dates! In a row! Congratulations, here's hoping that there's more to come!
And there may just be hope for me too!
And wow, that Wikipedia article was informative! Who knew that swallowing could prevent pre-eclampsia in pregnancy!? (Not that I foresee either of those in my near future, lol)
p.s. Love the picture!
@Kerri: I guess I really need to read the article. Like I said, I couldn't get passed that first picture. Complete hilarity! :D
And yeah, there is hope. I'm not going to count my eggs before they hatch because I have no idea how this managed to pan out. Nonetheless, there's always hope for you!!
Wow, a double whammy indeed! Don't want to jinx it, but I'm super excited to hear more...but not about BJs! :P
Amanda West said...
Haha! Yay! I'm happy for you.
No crazy creeps.
Haha.. if you don't count Steph, haha...
OMG, how many times did you relate to a blow job in the post above is still a mystery, but sista, cater to your urges, your dates won't object, mwahahaha :P
Stop it!!! LOL You are too much!!! That link . . . ahahahaha. And you said you didn't do that on purpose? Wow! But then there's that black militant part of me that's like, "but why does it have to be a sistah?!" lol
@Omega Radium: Don't worry my family members read this blog, I will never discuss ANY blow jobs I give because I think it would cause my mom temporary heart failure.
@MKL: Thanks, except for the calling me a crazy part :P
Hey, the restaurant is called BJ's which stands for blow job, how could I not reference them!? LOL
@Arnetta: Who knew wikipedia is so racy LOL
hilarious post. congrats on a successful date!
woohoo for two in a row :D
It never rains it pours, right?
Does that mean.. I think it does..
It's pouring men.. Hallelujah it's pouring men..
I don't know how the rest of that goes.
I shouldn't even know how that much of it goes.
@scoman I dont think anyone knows the next line to that song!
sooooo, when's the second date?!
I am still giggling about bjs at BJ's. LOL.
Sounds like a great date! Here's to many more!
I take it you didn't go home with this one. I hate vegetarian pizza and under cooked pizza even more you'd have to be really, really bad at the swirl to be less enjoyable.
That balloon is hilarious!
@Ebony: Thank you and thanks again :D Hope I can keep the trend running.
@Michelle: I hope I didn't jinx myself by opening my big trap!
@Scoman: I'm with Soph, I don't think anyone knows. Thanks for the mini serenade. Haha
@Soph!: I'll let you know!
@I Really Suck At This: Seriously, if you go to a place called BJ's what else are you going to think LOL
@Bathwater: Nope. Straight home :)
@JMay: I know! Doesn't that balloon make you want to throw a party!?
That picture totally threw me off! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
LMBO!!!! I hate you! LOL
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