Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Dirty Thirty

My social calendar took a plunge when I moved home with Mom. No, not because everyone suddenly decided I’m a major lame ass and loser for living at home, several factors fell into play keeping me home; the comforts of Mom, sickness, laziness, sleepiness and work. Last night was a different story; there was finally a good dose of partying it up with friends in a surprise celebration for The N’s 30th birthday!

We met at the infamous Rainbow Lounge in Ft. Worth, a local bar catering to the gays. The N got to be center of attention on the dance floor, as she received multiple lap dances from females and males alike. All sorts of vag and penis in the face, pants unfastened with teeth, spinning, gyrating, vibrating, dry humping, basically the whole kit and caboodle. Lucky! I made a video with my cam and it’s pretty bad, but if you turn off your sound and be patient, you can see what I’m talking about:

Now, let’s get down to biznas… Having shared what I dancing fool I am a dance video has been requested multiple times. Well friends, I’ve finally come through. In this vid, I’m standing around a cluster of friends who can’t seem to make it to the dance floor. BOO! on you party poopers! Again, not the greatest of videos, but here’s a tiny glimpse of the terribleness.

Me & The Birthday Babe

God only knows what this is about.

Some fancy, slick moves.

"I have no control over me belt or my leg!", was what I was yelling after I probably made some little fella uncomfortable. I later apologized for being so fresh, but I wouldn't have gotten so fresh if he wasn't looking as uncomfortable as he did. I refuse to take full responsibility for my actions.

I'm like a little devil on his shoulder...Def looking mischievous

This is the whole pants being undone. Thank goodness The N was wearing underpants!

Woot Woot!
I have a thing for puny gays. We made some friendlies.

The lot.

Yeah, nonsmoking Steph was puffing the cigs. Ugh, did I feel like a giant heap of shit this morning when I woke up! At least it wasn't crack or something...Hopefully tonight will be equally as fun & I wish you all a good weekend, too!
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MKL said...

Hey sis ;)

Great post and the photos are awesome. Can you look any cuter? Looks like tons of fun... but then I watched the video :P

Ok, my comment is: Why did the guy interrupt your aerobics? I loved your moves, but the guy was a distraction >_< Who was he?

Steph said...

@MKL: Aerobics? My mom asked if I was plunging the toilet :) LOL

He's my BF's sister's friend & had just bought us shots & was more interested in us drinking than dancing I guess.

See, I told you to come to TX and visit your big sister and then you can be in the pics making them that much more awesome plus I can teach you a move or two ;)

MKL said...

Of course if I happen to be in Mexico.. I mean Texico.. Texas!!! Yes, I'll visit you, sis and I'll gladly repeat your robotic moves to express myself ;)

But are you really my big sis? Are you 30+ already?

Steph said...

No, no, no. I mean little, young, baby 28.

MKL said...

You're my big baby sis, lol. I will be 30 in 2 months -_- Only good thing is, I will be 30 when I'm in Taiwan (unless the authorities deport me, because I intend to perform your dance at a public place) :P

Steph said...

@MKL: Yeah, whoa. I'll be 29 in April. Deportation is a serious issue, that's why I took my passport out last night- those moves are trouble! Wanted to make sure they know I belong here in the US

MKL said...

@Steph: Watch out! With those moves they may deport you to Canada! :P

Ps: Can we get any sillier? :)

Steph said...

@MKL: Maybe Slovenia?

MKL said...

Yes, come home, Steph! Mum misses you! And she said they oughtta deport you a.s.a.p, at least till April, so we could celebrate your birthday at home.

Michelle said...

Hot damn!

Looks like y'all had a fun night...and the pics certainly put our local drag show to shame!! Ha ha ha!

ScoMan said...

Looks like everyone was having a lot of fun which is good to see. It'll be a 30th your friend won't soon forget.

And your dance moves are cool. At least, it looks like you were having fun, which I guess is what dance is all about.

Steph said...

@Michelle: You know, I have yet to see an actual drag show!? This bar has theirs on Wednesday nights and there's no way I can make it out on a week night :(

@Scoman: No, she woke up still drunk! haha. The dancing was fun, fun, fun.

OmegaRadium said...

Dude!! You were totally doing the robot in those pics, that's f'in awesome!! *does the robot*

Nina said...

yay! you finally got your night out! much needed. looks hilarious.

Steph said...

@Omega: I'm such a horrendous dancer it's funny and sadly, I'm totally serious.

@Nina: Really, really needed! Feels like an eternity since I got footloose!

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

OMG! The Robot! hahahaha. Stephyyyy I need dance lessons from you! You are so much funnnnn! Great pics and videos. Have a great weekend!

Steph said...

@Mel: I specifically had you in mind when I made someone record my dancing LOL

NeilDallasBlogger said...

Holy Hell, you bad. "Multiple lap dances from females and males alike. All sorts of vag and penis in the face, pants unfastened with teeth, spinning, gyrating, vibrating, dry humping, basically the whole kit and caboodle." Dat's funny! I commend your tenacity to make multiple vid clips.

Steph said...

@Neil: Crazy, I was just reading your post about things to do in Dallas while you were reading me!

I challenge you to make a list of 10 fun and nearly free things to do in the mid cities :P

michelle said...

lol i love your moves (and your dress). looks like a super fun night :D

Angelia Sims said...

Wow! My goodness! What a night! I hadn't heard of that bar before but apparently my fiance had because it was in the news here. HA HA.

Great pics, too funny on the lap dances.